I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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