This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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