so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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