i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.