I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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