I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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