Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize
