I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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