respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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