For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
