this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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