Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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