escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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