I love black thongs
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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