Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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