Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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