Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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