He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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