I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Randomize
