You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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