fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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