we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Randomize
