so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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