Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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