i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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