found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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