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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel

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• (909): View more from California

  Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..

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