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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, you need to talk to your mom

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  wtf?

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  She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Really stoned

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  just sent my roommate on a cheese run

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?

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• (714): View more from California

  Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.

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• (559): View more from California

  He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden

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• (530): View more from California

  Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories

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