I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.