Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.