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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.

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• (415): View more from California

  Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.

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