I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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