i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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