how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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