I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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