I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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