He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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