You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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