hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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