I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
