Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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