mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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