Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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