I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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