Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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