My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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