Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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