I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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