one two three fourrrrnication!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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