The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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