Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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