small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
this hospital has no fireball
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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