just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So squirting runs in the family.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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