You smell like a Billy Joel song
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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