I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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