dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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