Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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