We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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