He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
